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  • Directions

    Check out You Tube @CriscoKiddMSB Episode 4 to view the various ways to use our bongs. Informative and hopefully good for a laugh.

  • Malt Shop Bongs

    Pour just enough water in to ensure bottom of down stem is submerged

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    For One

    Place plug back in top. Place end of one tube in grommet.  Place cork plug in the other

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    For Two

    Place plug back in top.  Place ends of tubes inside grommets.  If seems too tight, put a little edible oil on ends of tubes before inserting

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    For Three

    Leave off the top plug.  Place ends of tubes inside grommets

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    For One (Traditional Style)

    Leave off the top plug and place cork plugs in both grommets.

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    Draw Saver

    Leave Top Plug on. Use one hose to plug both holes. Set up for how many users when ready to finish.

Testimonials

Read what others are saying about our product

This is dope!

JL

The Only One

My other waterpipes are gathering dust

Alex

Ms. Popular

Did you invite me or my water pipe to the party?

N

Built for Two!

This changes everything

The Kava Man

Antique

I got a collectors item that was upcycled into a useable collectors item

No user name cause MSB might want it back lol

This Saved My Marriage

No one

What What!

It's a conversation and a party starter

Cake

The First Dance Water Pipe

This is F***ed up!!! And weirdly cute

Best Man

Da Bess

Thanks for lettting me test these awesome pipes for your infomercials on youtube @CriscoKiddMSB

CK

The Orb

I love that thing. I use it everyday

The Super Fan

FAQ

How should I clean my water pipe?
What are the two small cork plugs for ?
I got a water pipe with lights in it. How long will they last?
Are there any informational videos about the products?

Disclaimers

Due to various and changing laws, check ordanances in your locale before purchasing

Names and descriptions are purely for identifying purposes with a humorous touch

Due to the nature of our product and the crafting method, there will be variations (eg placement of tube holes) but none that will effect performance nor overall appearance. Each product is individually made. Reminder-our products are handcrafted and upcycled.