The Malt Shop Way
The Dawn of a New Era
With a Hint of Nostalgia
The Classic
The Brown Jug: Together (or solo) you'll have lots of fun! Our standard has all the features of a maltshopbong in spades...
Size: Allows for large intakes
Swing Top Cap: Holds remainder of draw if necessary. Almost impossible to misplace.
Handle: Easy to carry/ Can Hang up
How I Love Thee!
Regular: 34 oz for 1-2 users
Large: 68 oz for 1-4 users
Crisco's and Rosie's Pick(s)
Malt Shop Bongs wants to give props to Crisco and Rosie for showcasing our products and a discount to their viewers and our customers on their selections. And if you're wondering who Crisco and Rosie are, you can find them and so much more on...
You Tube: @CriscoKiddMSB Episode 19
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The Boutique
Our eclectic collection of antique, vintage and modern vessels repurposed into bongs With so many to choose from, MSB has grouped them into material and themed collections for your viewing convenience.
Click on View All
Do a broad search by (M)aterial (Glass or Ceramic)
Or
A more refined search by a Selected Theme
to find a vessel that suits you or for whomever you may be gifting one.
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Animal Lovers (16)
For our animal lovers out there, we have created an array of vessels from the animal kingdom, domesticated or wild (We're talking about the animals, or are we?) for you to consider adopting and bringing home. They are all trained to be ready whenever you are. Treat them well and you'll have a life long friend. As seen on You Tube @CriscoKiddMSB Season 1 Episode 13
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Holiday Spectacular (11)
At MSB, we love holidays. In fact we celebrate everyday since it only comes once a year. From the prominent to the less so, check out our Holidays Collection to see if the perfect gift is right in front of your eyes. Did you forget to send a Christmas Gift to a best friend? No worries, send a President's Day gift and start a new trend like you meant to do that. Can be used any day of the year, but may want to consider gifting on the special day.
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Music Boxes (7)
Add a little whimsy to your session with the sound of music.  Each vessel in this collection has a refurbished working music box underneath, safe from the water. As seen on You Tube @CriscoKiddMSB Season 1 Episode 8.
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Nautical Nonsense (8)
From the ocean to the creatures that inhabit it to ways of traversing it, if this is something you wish, check out these water themed vessels so you can drop on the floor and flop like a fish
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Join the Band (5)
Strike up the band, hit the high notes and play a happy tune. This collection is sure to appeal to lovers of any genre of music. Go solo, a duo or a power trio!
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Because I Got High (3)
Accidents happen when ceramic, glass, drills and saws are involved. Put them altogether and it's a wonder the great success rate we have!  But sometimes the perfect piece suffers some damage in the process or worse, afterwards from "carelessness".  We have tested and believe in these repaired items but agree a discount is in order as a punishment for us, and as a reward for those who believe love is blind and can see past the repair.  3900 psi epoxy is used to fit the pieces back together, acrylic paint to hide the scars. We re-believe in our repaired-vessels. If not, they go to recycling and someone gets fired. jk
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Directions
Check out You Tube @CriscoKiddMSB Episode 4 to view the various ways to use our bongs. Informative and hopefully good for a laugh.
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Pour just enough water in to ensure bottom of down stem is submerged
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For One
Place plug back in top. Place end of one tube in grommet. Place cork plug in the other
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For Two
Place plug back in top. Place ends of tubes inside grommets. If seems too tight, put a little edible oil on ends of tubes before inserting
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For Three
Leave off the top plug. Place ends of tubes inside grommets
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For One (Traditional Style)
Leave off the top plug and place cork plugs in both grommets.
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Draw Saver
Leave Top Plug on. Use one hose to plug both holes. Set up for how many users when ready to finish.
Testimonials
Read what others are saying about our product
This is dope!JL
JL
The Only OneMy other waterpipes are gathering dust
Alex
My other waterpipes are gathering dust
Alex
Ms. PopularDid you invite me or my water pipe to the party?
N
Did you invite me or my water pipe to the party?
N
Built for Two!This changes everything
The Kava Man
This changes everything
The Kava Man
AntiqueI got a collectors item that was upcycled into a useable collectors item
No user name cause MSB might want it back lol
I got a collectors item that was upcycled into a useable collectors item
No user name cause MSB might want it back lol
This Saved My MarriageNo one
No one
What What!It's a conversation and a party starter
Cake
It's a conversation and a party starter
Cake
The First Dance Water PipeThis is F***ed up!!! And weirdly cute
Best Man
This is F***ed up!!! And weirdly cute
Best Man
Da BessThanks for lettting me test these awesome pipes for your infomercials on youtube @CriscoKiddMSB
CK
Thanks for lettting me test these awesome pipes for your infomercials on youtube @CriscoKiddMSB
CK
The OrbI love that thing. I use it everyday
The Super Fan
I love that thing. I use it everyday
The Super Fan
FAQ
Remove the bowl and drain water from the vessel. We suggest simply rinsing the interior and tubes after each sesh. Are you not likely to do this? Mix salt and isopropyl alcohol at a 1:6 ratio (volume depends on size of vessel) Cork the tube grommets, place the cap on the top. Shake until residue dissolves/dislodges. Drain the vessel and rinse with warm water. If haven't cleaned in a while can also use acetone but be extremely careful
The plugs are accessories in case there is only one user-remove tube and place plug in grommet-or if want to use your water pipe in the traditional way to plug both tube grommets.
Uncertain. The lights should last a long while as they have fresh batteries in the plastic cork when sent out. Batteries are replaceable
Yes check out the light hearted informative videos on Youtube @CriscoKiddMSB. Added bonus-you'll get to meet Crisco!
Disclaimers
Due to various and changing laws, check ordanances in your locale before purchasing
Names and descriptions are purely for identifying purposes with a humorous touch
Due to the nature of our product and the crafting method, there will be variations (eg placement of tube holes) but none that will effect performance nor overall appearance. Each product is individually made. Reminder-our products are handcrafted and upcycled.