The Malt Shop Way
The Dawn of a New Era
With a Hint of Nostalgia
The Classic
The Brown Jug: Together (or solo) you'll have lots of fun! Our standard has all the features of a maltshopbong in spades...
Size: Allows for large intakes
Swing Top Cap: Holds remainder of draw if necessary. Almost impossible to misplace.
Handle: Easy to carry/ Can Hang up
How I Love Thee!
Regular: 34 oz for 1-2 users
Large: 68 oz for 1-4 users
Crisco's and Rosie's Pick(s)
Malt Shop Bongs wants to give props to Crisco and Rosie for showcasing our products and a discount to their viewers and our customers on their selections. And if you're wondering who Crisco and Rosie are, you can find them and so much more on...
You Tube: @CriscoKiddMSB Episode 19
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The Boutique
Our eclectic collection of antique, vintage and modern vessels repurposed into bongs With so many to choose from, MSB has grouped them into material and themed collections for your viewing convenience.
Click on View All
Do a broad search by (M)aterial (Glass or Ceramic)
Or
A more refined search by a Selected Theme
to find a vessel that suits you or for whomever you may be gifting one.
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Directions
Check out You Tube @CriscoKiddMSB Episode 4 to view the various ways to use our bongs. Informative and hopefully good for a laugh.
Testimonials
Read what others are saying about our product
This is dope!JL
JL
The Only OneMy other waterpipes are gathering dust
Alex
My other waterpipes are gathering dust
Alex
Ms. PopularDid you invite me or my water pipe to the party?
N
Did you invite me or my water pipe to the party?
N
Built for Two!This changes everything
The Kava Man
This changes everything
The Kava Man
AntiqueI got a collectors item that was upcycled into a useable collectors item
No user name cause MSB might want it back lol
I got a collectors item that was upcycled into a useable collectors item
No user name cause MSB might want it back lol
This Saved My MarriageNo one
No one
What What!It's a conversation and a party starter
Cake
It's a conversation and a party starter
Cake
The First Dance Water PipeThis is F***ed up!!! And weirdly cute
Best Man
This is F***ed up!!! And weirdly cute
Best Man
Da BessThanks for lettting me test these awesome pipes for your infomercials on youtube @CriscoKiddMSB
CK
Thanks for lettting me test these awesome pipes for your infomercials on youtube @CriscoKiddMSB
CK
The OrbI love that thing. I use it everyday
The Super Fan
I love that thing. I use it everyday
The Super Fan
FAQ
Remove the bowl and drain water from the vessel. We suggest simply rinsing the interior and tubes after each sesh. Are you not likely to do this? Mix salt and isopropyl alcohol at a 1:6 ratio (volume depends on size of vessel) Cork the tube grommets, place the cap on the top. Shake until residue dissolves/dislodges. Drain the vessel and rinse with warm water. If haven't cleaned in a while can also use acetone but be extremely careful
The plugs are accessories in case there is only one user-remove tube and place plug in grommet-or if want to use your water pipe in the traditional way to plug both tube grommets.
Uncertain. The lights should last a long while as they have fresh batteries in the plastic cork when sent out. Batteries are replaceable
Yes check out the light hearted informative videos on Youtube @CriscoKiddMSB. Added bonus-you'll get to meet Crisco!
Disclaimers
Due to various and changing laws, check ordanances in your locale before purchasing
Names and descriptions are purely for identifying purposes with a humorous touch
Due to the nature of our product and the crafting method, there will be variations (eg placement of tube holes) but none that will effect performance nor overall appearance. Each product is individually made. Reminder-our products are handcrafted and upcycled.