The Malt Shop Way
The Dawn of a New Era
With a Hint of Nostalgia
Ceramic or Glass Vessels
Ceramic
The beauty of this collection is not only the handpainted vessels, they hide 'in plain sight'! At home on any bookshelf (upper shelves suggested) without giving away their true identity. (Suggest removing the tubes to avoid suspicion and placing on highest shelf). As Seen on You Tube @CriscoKiddMSB Season 1 Episode 3
Glass
Watch in wonder as the fog rolls in and waits for when you're ready for clear skies. Deep Purple described it perfectly in their epic hit Smoke on the Water, whether it was their intent or not. As seen on You Tube @CriscoKiddMSB Season 1 Episode 2
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Collections
With so many vessels to choose from, MSB has grouped many of our water pipes into themed collections for your viewing convenience. If you don't find the right one here, browse our all inclusive catalog to find a vessel that suits you or for whomever you may be gifting one.
Featured: The Animal Collection
For our animal lovers out there, we have created an array of vessels from the animal kingdom, domesticated or wild (Were talking about the animals...or are we?) for you to consider adopting. Treat them well and you'll have a life long friend. Check out on You Tube @CriscoKIddMSB Season 1 Episode 13
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Directions
Check out You Tube @CriscoKiddMSB Season 1 Episode 4 to view the various ways to use our bongs.
Testimonials
Read what others are saying about our product
This is dope!JL
JL
The Only OneMy other waterpipes are gathering dust
Alex
My other waterpipes are gathering dust
Alex
Ms. PopularDid you invite me or my water pipe to the party?
N
Did you invite me or my water pipe to the party?
N
Built for Two!This changes everything
The Kava Man
This changes everything
The Kava Man
AntiqueI got a collectors item that was upcycled into a useable collectors item
No user name cause MSB might want it back lol
I got a collectors item that was upcycled into a useable collectors item
No user name cause MSB might want it back lol
This Saved My MarriageNo one
No one
What What!It's a conversation and a party starter
Cake
It's a conversation and a party starter
Cake
The First Dance Water PipeThis is F***ed up!!! And weirdly cute
Best Man
This is F***ed up!!! And weirdly cute
Best Man
Da BessThanks for lettting me test these awesome pipes for your infomercials on youtube @CriscoKiddMSB
CK
Thanks for lettting me test these awesome pipes for your infomercials on youtube @CriscoKiddMSB
CK
FAQ
We suggest simply rinsing the interior and tubes after each sesh. Are you not likely to do this? To remove stains that develop from infrequent rinsing, there are common products at local hardware stores that do an amazing job. A citrus solvent with some water and a bottle brush works well. Acetone really removes thick residue from glass-just be careful/follow product instructions.
The plugs are accessories in case there is only one user-remove tube and place plug in grommet-or if want to use your water pipe in the traditional way to plug both tube grommets.
Uncertain. The lights should last a long while as they have fresh batteries in the plastic cork when sent out. Batteries are replaceable
Yes check out the ight hearted informative videos on Youtube @CriscoKiddMSB. Added bonus-you'll get to meet Crisco!
We are attending the Cannabis Expo on Oahu and will return Feb 3 2025. No further orders will be shipped until our return. Thank you. See you there?
Disclaimers
Due to various and changing laws, check ordanances in your locale before purchasing
Names and descriptions are purely for identifying purposes with a humorous touch
Due to the nature of our product and the crafting method, there will be variations (eg placement of tube holes) but none that will effect performance nor overall appearance. Each product is individually made. Reminder-our products are handcrafted and upcycled.